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-5 years ago
-Having sex-
-Condom breaks
Woman: what was that honey?
Man: um.. Nothing
-today
Man: Oh God Why
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God of the internet game known as Runescape. Many have fallen from his mighty power and only few have actually managed to make contact with this immortal. He is a rarely seen god who walks the world of Runescape and fucking with him brings immediate death by cock slap.
That Zezima is something, but he is no Blood 0f God.
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Phil Thompkins will forever be the Java God, worship him and pray to him.
Markus: "Phil your the Java God!!"
Phil: "Fuck you Markus you suck"
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Something that dumb people say purely out of blind, naïve patriotism. Also something that dumb presidents might say as a cheap one-liner to get a standing ovation.
"Let's go to war and kill lots of innocent people... God bless America!"
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for some reason, this phrase is on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.
guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"
guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?
guy 1: hey! thats right, coins too
guy 2: its fucked up too...
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A massive multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) that revolves around an evil god named Oryx dropping players into his realm so he has food for his minions, which in this case is you. The Nexus, the hub world, is considered a haven, so many players come here to seek refuge from Oryx's evil monsters.
Some highlights of Realm of the Mad God include trading potions for equipment, shooting monsters until they die, and losing your wizard to a giant skull summoned by a king.
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Sexiest beast in the world and shreds shit up on guitar. Anyone with the name heath is tha SHIT!! and has a 13 inch cock like Ron Jeremy
Watch the movie Desperado and check out Antonio Benderas. times that bloke by ten and there you have it. A Heath!!
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