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The act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one's ego and online social media exposure.
Person 1: Check out how many likes my profile picture's got
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!
Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball
A Person who deserves to be stabbed in the neck IRL for making other people's lives miserable
Facebook Troll
FacebookTroll: Lmao yall can suck my 8 inch cock. Yall scared.
Real Man: I bet you won't say that too my face in IRL pussy ass nerd
FacebookTroll: your right man I'm sorry. I should go KMS. I have serious issues and insecurities that I get off to trolling and ruining peoples days
A notification phenomena that occurs on FB that begins as suddenly as it ends.
One minute I was in the throes of a Facebook flurry with nearly half the people I was connected to "like," thread reply & private message wise & the next minute all manner of FB activity ceased & desisted.
An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.
Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.
Person2: Ratio.
When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.
I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie
(of corporations) profiting from the slow destruction of society by facilitating toxic echo chambers.
(of people) Locking your keys in your own car, home, computer, etc
1. Fox News really pulled a Facebook by telling its viewers to not get vaccinated.
2. I had to call a locksmith today, because I pulled a Facebook. I was really embarrassed to have to explain I locked my keys in my own house.
When someone posts on your facebook, then others join in, ultimately exiling you from the entire conversation. Completely raping your newsfeed,
Girl 1: Hey! Did you go to the concert last night?
Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?
Girl 1: It was amazing!
Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!
Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!
Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!
Guy: I love being facebook exiled.
Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.