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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.

He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

by Turttlemugger December 4, 2008

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bush did 9/11

a conspiracy theory created by druggies and pot heads claiming that former president George W. Bush played a role in the 9/11 attacks

Jimmy: hey Billy guess what
Billy: What is it Jimmy?
Jimmy: jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Billy: BUSH DID 9/11!!!

by DarkPathogen December 19, 2016

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A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.

Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009

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what do you think this is bush week?

an old school slang word used to disapprove the actions or suggentions or another. the dates of the actually week is the 28th of january - 4th of february.

"can i go to the city with jack daniels?"
"absoulutley not, what do you think this is bush week?

by hayden595 February 28, 2008

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You Got Reggie Bushed

Reggie Bush was one of those "phenomenal" running backs. Even though he hasn't produced alot in the pros, everyone still remebers his speed and ability to get passed defenders when he played for USC.

You juked someone in football say "You Got Reggie Bushed"

by gtheking2323 September 1, 2008

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A hand in the bush is better than two birds.

A logical reversal of the old saying, " a bird in hand is better than two in a bush. Because people dont chase birds much anymore and a hand in the bush is much better.

Hey dude, a hand in the bush is better than two birds.

by rockinray May 12, 2012

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George W. Bush of The Goth Community

The elaborate mixed meaning coin from a LiveJournal user I presented the ban hammer to because he called me the r-word. The user is known as Aske as he was trying to invoke a LiveJournal vs. Diary-X war after he blasted my diary-x present. This one was coined by the blogger as he would pull out elaborate insults on me as I revealed to be a Conservative on the community as I became in contact with the one of the era Conservatisim admins as I donated paid time to the community.

One of their members became the co-maintainer for many years as I came back in 2004 as this one pointed out, "You proved them all to be liars." Some of those users tried to lay into the light blue wordpress blog in the new tens where I showed why I became the maintainer in 2002. The coin either can be taken as an insult or a badge of honor, where I saw Bush speak up for marriage being between a man and woman I contributed to him being in four more years. One of my promo-photos was noted for a Bush-Cheney denim button-down with a Dali tie.

The kangaroo-jockey's livejournal rant, "Shit did he just ban 40 people in one day, there's going to be drinking game at the expense of George W. Bush of The Goth Community."

I became noted on LiveJournal over challenging a blogtroll to a fist fight as the comment was I am standing in line to kick the bastard's ass over his trolling on Conservatism as he took a swipe at my personal website claiming "He will never be published" as I got picked up by The House of Pain, less than a year later and was accepted in an anthology for the first time. This became noted as the faggot writer's nightmare come true as the staunch Republican invaded the horror circles with an excessive level of force as The Cabbie Homicide was still having momentum as The Fandom Writer was pissing off slash fanfiction writers left and right as there's a few versions now floating around. The original version was pulled from AuthorsDen for a character that plays off the two writers who I managed to be on the radar, this is before the Illinois Hemorroid crack.

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

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