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the greatest show on earth. haters have never seen it. if they've seen it and still hate it, they have no soul. twilight sparkle, applejack, rainbowdash, pinkie pie, rarity, and fluttershy represent everything friendship is. and therefore, magic.
Brony: Omg, My little pony friendship is magic is so legit
Hater: Ew, what a little kid
Brony: Have you ever seen it?
Hater: Ew, why would I EVER watch THAT show?
22 minutes later
Former Hater: whoa...
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Small tap or other manipulation, to get something to work; being careful not to risk a large manipulation which might break the whole thing.
Ian: Dude, I can't get my Heinekin open!?!?
Bill: Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle!
Ian: Oh, you mean, like tap the top on the counter, but lightly so I don't break the bottle.
Bill: Sweet. BTW: you still suck at Tennis.
Ian: Get ready for Paris Suburbs Redux, honky boy.
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For baseball-playing kids: Something to strive for.
For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.
For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
The Little Leaguer from the American team went up to the plate. Bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, Little League World Series world championship. The Little Leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the American team the victory and making the Little Leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.
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Slang term for constipation
Oh no I have a little dark age in my ass, I better go chug some laxatives
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Someone who is happy - usually a child - or infant - but commonly used to describe a person who has taken/smoked or injested a large amount of pot
from a 1950's TV commercial Australian spreadable savory delicacy - black and thick in consistency.
smiling - pointing out someone is happy
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A thing Julie says alot. Like alot. And mo one knows why¿
Cheerio cheerio little brotney spears stfu
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A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.
Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead
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