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When having anal sex your partner farts on your penis give you a nice vibrating feeling
Sarah walker gave me a dirty pop n fresh, i was so good on my penis
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When a guy tries to be discreet when another guy is present in the room during personal pleasure. It is performed by turning on one side towards the wall and slowly bringing a sheet over one's head. A laptop or magazine is most likely present.
While Chris was browsing through his music collection, Tim decided to pull the TUCK 'N ROLL and Chris decided to leave the room...awkward.
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b n g: something that u eat. A southern morning meal. Heat oil or bacon grease. add flour, brown to perfection. Add can milk and water till thin enough to pour on biscuits. Dont make to thin or runny. Heats well. Add small amount of water or milk, little at a time, if gravy has thickened while in the fridge.
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there is no such thing as N-Word pass. It’s an excuse that racist mfs use (non-black people) because they wanna say it so bad for some reason. if you’re not black, you cannot say the n word.
“oh don’t worry i have the n-word pass”
“shut the fuck up kyle you’re whiter than yogurt !”
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The Tuck N' Suck is a term that has been coined to describe an innovative sex position invented by Colt Brennan, quarterback of Hawaii. The procedure is for the man to spread his legs and tuck his penis between his legs. Then the female sucks the man's dick. Naturally, due to the circumstances, the female's face will be extremely close to or in the guys butthole.
Hey will you give me a tuck n' suck?
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When a girl jacks off a guy with pine tar on her hand to get a good grip. This ultimately leads to ripping your penis off.
Jeff says "Travis how can you let Jenny Grip n Rip?"
Travis says "I guess I like the pull of my tool!"
Jeff says "You must because everytime Megan Grip n Rips me I feel like my penis is about to fall off."
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Taking a chew (dip) while taking a poo
I gotta take a chew n poo before the game
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