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It's what your mom does and the reason she's been buying you so much New things
Your mom: I do porn so we can have nice things
A pornographical video is when mommy and daddy love each other very much, and they want to express their love..... By bangin the shit out if each other. On film. And the people in that film is not mommy or daddy or related to then in any way.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.
“Hey bro, I was watching this "documentary" last night about the mating ritual between the blonde human chick and the dark skin human dude. "For research purposes" of course, definitely not talking about porn *winked* ”
If you searched this up, you´re probably a 7th grader siting in the back off the class with your friends. ¨hey i have an idea, lets search up porn on urban dictionary ¨ focus on class dammit
Something that every teenage boy is watching
“I was scratching my balls and suddenly got horny so I watched some porn”
Don’t read this, your thinking your a jokester by searching up porn but no. Your just some lame kid in the back corner on his iPad looking up stuff that your not suppose to. Go do your work.
Guy: searches up “porn” on the urban dictionary
Also him: reads this definition about porn then searches up another word or finds another definition about porn