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Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
Slang for pug that it kind of chonky. Also name of song by Parry Gripp.
I like your potato dog!
When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.
The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.
The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)
I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!
adjective - a postive exclamation
i love these shoes! Sweet potato dango!
A youtube channel created in 2014 by tati and ann.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.
'Hey are you a potato? I love derping potatoes too!
When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent
I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.