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the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money
"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"
Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.
Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.
Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket
Amy: I win
Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.
Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!
when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before
crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.
This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.
Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl
Person 2: waIT I DiDNT
Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-
Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch