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Create new account today! U can cut off ur dick and sell for 50 bucks! Join today and if you don't have a boner, use ur tits! Join: www.pornhub.com
You know god damn well what porn is and your just a horny mother f*cker. If you truly have know I idea what it is google it and have an amazing time becoming a man.
“Yo bro guess what I watched last night”
“Ayo what was it”
“That dirty 2 girls 1 cup porn bro”
“Bruh that’s nasty”
Being satisfied by sexual content on a google website
Emma and her boyfriend jack were sitting on the couch watching pornhub until she started to get horny…
Soon after I looked down and saw jacks huge 9inch cock bulging out of his jeans, I could tell he was enjoying himself as well, I started to lay my leg on him trying to be as subtle as I could and slowly started unzipping his jeans…
When he finally noticed he didn’t look very pleased, I asked if something was wrong and he asked her why she wasnt using her teeth. She looked very confused and looked back at the screen to see that in the video he was watching the girl was unzipping his jeans with her teeth
She decided to try it and he instantly started moaning, at that point she was verrrry turned on and started fucking the shit out of him
It's what your mom does and the reason she's been buying you so much New things
Your mom: I do porn so we can have nice things
A website just like planespotters.net
People say that porn is a place where people show their privates and doing weird ass sexual stuff, but my version of porn is a bunch of airplanes and Their information
A pornographical video is when mommy and daddy love each other very much, and they want to express their love..... By bangin the shit out if each other. On film. And the people in that film is not mommy or daddy or related to then in any way.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.
“Hey bro, I was watching this "documentary" last night about the mating ritual between the blonde human chick and the dark skin human dude. "For research purposes" of course, definitely not talking about porn *winked* ”