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April 13th, Grab any mans dick all day long
Hey kary how many dicks did you grab today? It’s national dick grab day
I grabbed 13!
Wow
February 27th, is the day on which you should kiss any of your friends named Kio because they're super awesome and deserve love. (Also buy them boba, if you're a good person.)
National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"
On February 10th, just kick a guy named Connor! Any guy named Connor! Kick him!
I kicked my boy Connor on February 10th cause its National Kick A Connor Day !
The fifteenth of October is national date day in England, on this day every female in England, preferably those from London, must date Ethan.
Female-"Hey friend, do you know what today is?"
Other female-"OMG yes, it is national date Ethan day tomorrow I'm so excited!"
Both-"We are also extremely hot girls from central London for context"
April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!
“It’s National Hold Hands Day!”
On April 18th anyone that makes these and tries to celebrate them gets murdered, electrocuted or any other way for them to stop living.
Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day! Lemme see those titties!
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...