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National dick grab day

April 13th, Grab any mans dick all day long

Hey kary how many dicks did you grab today? It’s national dick grab day
I grabbed 13!
Wow

by Bobbybrown666 April 11, 2018


National Kiss a Kio day

February 27th, is the day on which you should kiss any of your friends named Kio because they're super awesome and deserve love. (Also buy them boba, if you're a good person.)

National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"

by KioLovesDumplings October 03, 2022


National Kick A Connor Day

On February 10th, just kick a guy named Connor! Any guy named Connor! Kick him!

I kicked my boy Connor on February 10th cause its National Kick A Connor Day !

by JimBob42 November 13, 2020


National date ethan day

The fifteenth of October is national date day in England, on this day every female in England, preferably those from London, must date Ethan.

Female-"Hey friend, do you know what today is?"
Other female-"OMG yes, it is national date Ethan day tomorrow I'm so excited!"
Both-"We are also extremely hot girls from central London for context"

by NotEthanLol October 11, 2021


National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019


National Hold Hands Day

On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!

It’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019


National Stop Living Day

On April 18th anyone that makes these and tries to celebrate them gets murdered, electrocuted or any other way for them to stop living.

Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day! Lemme see those titties!
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...

by Autisticnigs06 April 18, 2018