On February 10th, just kick a guy named Connor! Any guy named Connor! Kick him!
I kicked my boy Connor on February 10th cause its National Kick A Connor Day !
February 27th, is the day on which you should kiss any of your friends named Kio because they're super awesome and deserve love. (Also buy them boba, if you're a good person.)
National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"
April 13th, Grab any mans dick all day long
Hey kary how many dicks did you grab today? It’s national dick grab day
I grabbed 13!
Wow
Punch some named Skyler and just like slug bug if they flinch they get 2. October 23
Ah shit!! That girl over there has blond hair and her name is Skyler?!?! Lets jump her. Punch! Punch!! Its national punch skyler day.
National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.
Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"
National suck dick day is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure (July 9th)
National suck dick day: give some head all day
June 24th
Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4
June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded