when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke
A tow mator looking son of bitch
Chris Sexton whipped out the the tow mators and sank them into some fresh watermelon
an American television and game show host, best known for his role as the host of the ABC reality television dating show The Bachelor from 2002 to 2021.
The syndicated series' final host was Chris Harrison, who took over from Crews in 2015 and hosted until the show was canceled, with the finale airing on May 31, 2019
he has the world's smallest peepee
Your peepee is tiny you must be Chris Pagoulatos
a known felon who committed tax fraud and held up Wells Fargo with only a bag and his belt.
holy shid its chris kennedy oh god oh fu