an annoying duck that blocks chess pieces from crossing.
pawn: WHY U block promote?
chess duck: QUAC
KUAC QUAKC
Pawn: *dies of cringe*
SlavicNickolai’s pet and prized possession
Jesus Duck is FUCKING SWAG AS SHIT
Male version of a muffin top
Mike is in great shape, he lost a lot of weight except for his duck fat
the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob
Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.
Cheryl: Look at this duck wooley! It's curly like a ruffles potato chip.
The only form of smarts that you have in water.
BOOM duck smarts
Its okay Billy, I guess your just don't have duck smarts
Like a "Black Sawn Event" but way less significant. When something seemingly nice turns straight negative, in an unexpected way, or in a scale or manner that is unanticipated.
"Hey, this summer rain is really nice... I wonder how long it will last..." Check weather... "Oh no, there is a flash flood and tornado warning that was just issued! This is a real Black Duck Event."