ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.

Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*

Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!

Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD

ur huge

A niagara falls slang term used sarcastically as a commendation.

Billy: *tries to kick ball, misses*

James: "UR HUGE"

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

Ur ban

How much times urban dictionary rejects words that the name itself has something to say

Friend: Hi, Im just making a word on urba-
Me: You meant Ur banned?

ur-ban

one who gets ban from a game by a white kid

ur-ban kid

ur ban

ur ban is coming out on dictonaryaf

ur ban dict on airy