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Half of the psychopathic duo of insane clown posse, and a really sexy dude😉
Did you hear about shaggy 2 dope jump kicking Fred Durst?
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When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.
My bf is such a "2 second pumper"
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When a dormant alpha encounters reality-shattering experiences that allows him to manifest into his prime CHAD mode.
Wow, that guy has become such an Ozan 2.O
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When a guy takes a strap on and puts it on in reverse, then proceeds to have sex with 2 women. One in front and one behind, BACK & FOURTH & BACK & FOURTH.
Dude, he just pulled the 2 headed unicorn with those strippers from the shitty titty.
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The same concept as 2 truths and a lie but you name 2 celebrities that are Jews and 1 who isn't. It's a great game to play at parties.
"Lets play 2 Jews and a lie, I'll start. Mila Kunis, Terry Crews, and Adam Sandler."
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What casual gamers play when they're not watching Dragonball Z or Pokemon
I had to choose between watching Pokemon: Pikachu's Happy Adventures or playing The Bouncer on my PS2
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Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#2:
If performance is the KEY,
Then timing is EVERYTHING.
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