Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.

She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.

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walk my fish

The term “Walk my fish” or as used in many occasions “I’m gonna walk my fish” means that the person you are talking to really doesn’t give a fuck about what you’re saying and just wants

Annoying person: H3Y wSp mAn! WAnnA hAng oUt dis w33kNd?
You: Uhh. No can do mane... I gtg.. Walk my fish. See ya dood!

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Detroit tube fish

An over used condom floating in the Detroit River, generally found near the down town shoreline.

I fell off the boat and got attaked by a Detroit tube fish

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I Love The Fishes

A Nasty video where two asian girls put fish into one of the girls butt holes and then the other girl licks her ass and then they explode the fish out of her ass.....NASTY!!!!!!!!!!

I Love The Fishes is animal cruelty

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Hot as Fish Grease

To be extremely pissed off. Mad, Mad, Mad.

My girlfriend was as Hot as Fish grease when she walked in the bar and saw that young girl on my lap.

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Asian Fish Man

Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.

He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.

Asian Fish Man,
I love you.

Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"

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Fish out of Water

Being unfamiliar with one's surroundings/activities thus often being vulnerable in such circumstances.

Commonly used to describe a change in surroundings by phrases such as 'going fish out of water' or 'to go fish out of water.'

In this sense, the meaning is similar to the term 'Slippin' meaning to leave one's usual abode/habitat to enter next manz endz.

i.e.

Brare 1: Yo blud come we roll down (enter endz of choice here), still.

Brare 2: Rah!!! Allow goin' Fish out of Water down dere blud, manz gonna get merked ugetme?!

Brare 1: Oh yes, I suppose you're right old bean. Silly me.

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