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Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.
"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the
J-Virus".
Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?
>.<
Racheljodena has a creative mind social friendly but crazy she loves jokes alot a rachel jodena is smart loving caring and loves her friends and family as well as loyal to her partner rachel jodena can never bore anyone if around her she is shy at a point when you do know her but at some yime when used to you she is amazing she is easily addicted to music loves it so much she loves her best friend plus her friends she helps a friend whrn in need she can make sure all ways she helps you she is such a sweet heart buh she is weak hearted she easily gets hurt and forgives easily loving rachel
I love my best friend Rachel is an amazing whats her name? Rachel jodena ofcourse
Awakening Talent Contest Winner!
Harris J is the winner of Awakening’s first talent contest held in 2013.
The talent contest is an international singing competition held by Awakening Records
Born in Chelsea in the heart of London, Harris J is a young British Muslim artist with Indian and Irish heritage signed to Awakening Records.
Harris J is passionate about football. At the age of 12, Harris earned himself a place in the exclusive Elite Training Club at the Chelsea Academy, receiving expert coaching over several years at the training grounds of the Chelsea FC Premier League Side.
In July 2015 Harris J graduated from the world renowned BRIT School of Performing Arts in London. Harris J has performed in charity tours in the UK and at the Mandela tribute concert in South Africa. World Music Trends have identified Harris as “an artist who will take the global Islamic music scene by storm”.
Harris J considers himself a proud Muslim and a true Brit and is now looking forward to taking his new blend of faith inspired music to the world. His debut album is due to be released in late August 2015.
Harris J is a british muslim singer
To bet a blow Job on a ski lift
She was so good when she gave me that Lift J
A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation
That liar is a real Edward j plant
A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints
Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up