D-crack

A puerile and disgusting sight that occurs due to a certain Deb's perpetually low pants.

WHOA Jeto, cop a load of that D-CRACK...

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D-Piece

NOUN: Another name for a penis. Used when speaking about getting a blowjob or having sex. Also used to make fun of another guy if they do something bad or embarrassing.

I gave that girl the mean D-Piece last night.
After I finger blasted that girl she started sucking my D-Piece.
Yo Tom, you just lost again... Your really sucking the D-Piece.

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company d

Usually delsym cough syrup and sprite with a jolly rancher or 2 for a poor man's lean

Gotta run and get some company d to trip balls tonight!

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L&D

Liquor and Drugs

Biff wasn't feeling so hot after a 2 day bender with his lover, Sally Sue. He started to feel a little like a shell of himself, seeing shadow figures jumping around in the corners of his plane of sight. He figured it might be time to pack it in for a while and recoup. Alas! Lucky for him, he was hanging out with his friend Dick York who is hailed as the King of L&D! Lil Dicki told Biff that "Sleeping is for chumps! You can sleep when you're dead!" So, Biff ripped a few lines, slugged a few shots, and went back for round 3 of the bender and with his dank skank mami, Sally Sue, who was in the bedroom ass up ready to rumble again! Praise Be to the king of L&D!

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the black d

A mystical aura that brings death and sadness to the land.
Or a large black mans massive dick

"Hey dude, remember when Europe was hit by The Black D back in the 1450's."

"Yeah man, I read that even the queen of England took The Black D"

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D dos

Distributed denial of service
The act of overwhelming a online server causing a network crash or lag. Causing a person to be kicked.

Me:What just happened to my game?

Friend: i think you just got D dossed

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rated d

Just like rated R but for dicks

Person 1: is this movie rated R?
Person 2: no it's rated D for DICKS

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