A puerile and disgusting sight that occurs due to a certain Deb's perpetually low pants.
WHOA Jeto, cop a load of that D-CRACK...
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NOUN: Another name for a penis. Used when speaking about getting a blowjob or having sex. Also used to make fun of another guy if they do something bad or embarrassing.
I gave that girl the mean D-Piece last night.
After I finger blasted that girl she started sucking my D-Piece.
Yo Tom, you just lost again... Your really sucking the D-Piece.
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a guy with a whang to trump all others if ever forced into a situation where cockfight is inevitable. not only is it large but rumor that due to an experiment gone wrong it ended up being turned into diamond giving it the ability to cut glass, crush concrete, etc. A D-Criss is also said to come from god and is the illegitimate brother to jesus christ and chuck norris, he also birthed the energy drink monster from his bladder.
NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969
GOD: to you jesus i give the great honor of saving the human race, and to you chuck norris i give the ability and looks to be the biggest poser ever, and finally to you D-Criss i endow with the largest penis the world will ever see
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To obtain an object from an associate without ones knowledge or consent; Specifically a lighter..
Person 1: ...where's my lighter
Person 2: oh, i took this when u gave it to me to light my cigarette
Person 1: damn, why you D Russ me like that
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A mystical aura that brings death and sadness to the land.
Or a large black mans massive dick
"Hey dude, remember when Europe was hit by The Black D back in the 1450's."
"Yeah man, I read that even the queen of England took The Black D"
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Distributed denial of service
The act of overwhelming a online server causing a network crash or lag. Causing a person to be kicked.
Me:What just happened to my game?
Friend: i think you just got D dossed
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Just like rated R but for dicks
Person 1: is this movie rated R?
Person 2: no it's rated D for DICKS
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