2 inch surprise

Dick; a small one that is two inches.

You won't believe your eyes when you see my 2 inch surprise ;))

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2 logs down

taking a shit
(can be hazardous while camping)

I shouldn't of eaten that burrito, now i need to go 2 logs down

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2 PERSON EXERCISE

its basically sex.

YOUR DAD AND MOM TOLD YOU THIS WHEN THEY WERE DOING IT. ( 2 PERSON EXERCISE)

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2 headed unicorn

When a guy takes a strap on and puts it on in reverse, then proceeds to have sex with 2 women. One in front and one behind, BACK & FOURTH & BACK & FOURTH.

Dude, he just pulled the 2 headed unicorn with those strippers from the shitty titty.

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2 Jews and a lie

The same concept as 2 truths and a lie but you name 2 celebrities that are Jews and 1 who isn't. It's a great game to play at parties.

"Lets play 2 Jews and a lie, I'll start. Mila Kunis, Terry Crews, and Adam Sandler."

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Playstation 2 (PS2)

What casual gamers play when they're not watching Dragonball Z or Pokemon

I had to choose between watching Pokemon: Pikachu's Happy Adventures or playing The Bouncer on my PS2

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RULE #2

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#2:

If performance is the KEY,
Then timing is EVERYTHING.

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