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When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died
This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
A Vocaloid song that will get stuck in your head when you listen to it many times.
a song naming celebs and Chinese words was 1, 2 Fanclub.
A nitty who has a brother (twinny 2)
Twinny: “ u got 3 for twenty” stop smoking b twinny 1
When you and another guy shoot your load simultaneously
When a 2 shots 1 kill happens One man dies another ejaculates
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