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king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 18, 2021


Potato Scone

Marc bailey is a potato scone :)

marc bailey is a potato scone

by barbra streisand oo oo December 3, 2010


creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018


Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed

I am glad I don't have potato nuts

by SUMFURRYTHING June 20, 2016


electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 13, 2022


missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

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- stella ๐Ÿฅฑ

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021


potato pink

what you say to someone after they say something stupid

a:"can elephants fly?"
b:"potato pink"

by yasmine rose August 20, 2008