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Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?
Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”
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when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating
ahh im so dizzy from making out onthat washing machine
girl your a washing machine all star
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The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.
Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.
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Females that are known all around the world. Which is a hyperbole meaning the girl is know by several dudes in different area's. A.K.A another phrase for hoe.
Jadavion:Aye bro I got this new chick named Alisha and she a freek.
Cornelius: Don't mess with her bro, she an all around the world girl.
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it means to start punpuning all over the people around you as hard as you can
me: im going to go punpun all over the place
me: such a punpun moment
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You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october
You eat chocolate all day week
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the basic fact of life, which literally means that all playaz gotta work to get the pussy.
"All dogs must chase the cat."
"Word to your mother."
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