National day to tie up your wife and make her squirt by any means necessary.
Get the rope baby, it’s April 14th
National day to tie up your wife and make her squirt by any means necessary
Get the rope baby, it’s April 14th
April 14th is the day Abraham Lincoln said, “Sure, let’s go to the theater” and immediately regretted it.
“Do you know what today is?” “Yeah it’s,April 14th?” “On this day in 1865 Abraham Lincoln got shot” “Cool I guess”
the day you hug your crush
you might be scared but just do it they probably like you back
hey-it’s april 14th you know what that means. Just do it she probably likes you back anyways
National Free Ass Pic Day
If this gets sent to you, you owe the person that sent it an ass pic or 2
Bro: Yo it’s April 14th *screenshot*
Me: *pic of ass*
wow would you look at that its april 14th we have to send loljbug nudes
April 17th is national make your boyfriend toe's curl day.
On April 17th, You give him some brain
You preform that one move that always makes him choke.
Give in to his fantasies and make him beg for more.