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The act of a woman performing oral sex on a stranger while blindfolded. Just before he cums, the man rips the blindfold off. As she looks up at his face, he shoots a load all over her face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Alternatively, when a man is performing oral sex on a woman while blindfolded. Just before she squirts, she rips his blindfold off. As he looks up at her face, she squirts all over his face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Guy: Dude, that chick lost her eye sight for about 10 minutes last night.
Pal: What happened?
Guy: She was doing the bird box challenge. After I came, she ran out of the house topless got in the car and left, she drove like a grandma going to the buffet hitting mailboxes and swerving all over the place.
The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia
Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)
Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”
Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”
Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
A woman of much larger proportions that still needs a whole lot of loving.
She was a real Firth's Bird and just wanted to find a boyfriend
The act of sticking one's middle finger up another's asshole
Cameron got a Charleston Dirty Bird and now he can't sit for a week
Majestic screeching birds that target their victims at night. Can be summoned by screaming “can you hear the nighttime birds?”
Can you hear the nighttime birds?
*screeching sounds*
A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.
During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....
basically just putting up both middle fingers
Jim: Dude, Todd got fired for flipping double birds at his boss!
Dan: Yikes!