Plumper Butter Nutter

Taking the Jizz from a fat person and making a sandwich out of it.

This Plumper Butter Nutter Taste really good with Tuna !!

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Peanut butter cup

Eating peanut butter out of ones ass

U want a peanut butter cup

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hot buttered rum

This is the combination of four basic things which varies with the addition of various spices in accordance to personal taste. The basic ingredients are in order of mixing:
1. Hot water
2. Sugar
3. Molasses
4. Butter
5. Rum
The sugar, molasses, butter, and spices should be mixed together into a batter and then mixed into the hot water, before the rum is mixed in. Hot buttered rum batter can be purchase from Trader Joe's.

After the blizzard was over he was ready for a hot buttered rum.

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Alabama butter churn

The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant

"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"

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Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

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eat my butter

you smell like maple syrup
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can you eat my butter? i bought it yesterday. I made pancakes but it’s best to eat the butter raw

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Peanut Butter McJelly

A codename used 4 a realllllllllly cute kid who a girl stalks

alanna: waiyo waiyo waiyo
sydney: OMG ITS PEANUT BUTTER MCJELLY!
izzy: syd i dont care!
sydney: BUT HES SOOO CUTE!

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