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Jamaican black cake is a dense rich cake made by Chef Sweet T at jamaicanblackcakes.com Raisins Cherries, citrus peel and plums are soaked in super strong rum and sweet red wine for up to a year. Then they are blended and added to cake batter and baked slowly till they are perfectly cooked and extremely moist ( more rum is added after it is baked). Add some delicious royal icing to the top and enjoy at special events like Weddings and Holidays. Sweet T's black cake recipe is the best available! Order online and get fast delivery to anywhere in the U.S.A
Sweet T's Jamaican black cakes are Authentic, Moist and Delicious!
deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot
Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.
When a girl stands above a guy's face and urinates all over his mouth, followed by her squirting on his face to ice the cake.
Suck it, don't swallow. Oh get me a piece of that Yellowstone upsidedown cake.
The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram
A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake
"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake
A term meant to express flabbergastedness!
*Squirrel steals cheese its cracker*
Bystander:"haha!"
Cheese its eater:"Shizzling cheese cakes!"
*Cheese it eater proceeds to chase squirrel for several hours...*
When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy
So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!