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a guy with a whang to trump all others if ever forced into a situation where cockfight is inevitable. not only is it large but rumor that due to an experiment gone wrong it ended up being turned into diamond giving it the ability to cut glass, crush concrete, etc. A D-Criss is also said to come from god and is the illegitimate brother to jesus christ and chuck norris, he also birthed the energy drink monster from his bladder.
NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969
GOD: to you jesus i give the great honor of saving the human race, and to you chuck norris i give the ability and looks to be the biggest poser ever, and finally to you D-Criss i endow with the largest penis the world will ever see
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To obtain an object from an associate without ones knowledge or consent; Specifically a lighter..
Person 1: ...where's my lighter
Person 2: oh, i took this when u gave it to me to light my cigarette
Person 1: damn, why you D Russ me like that
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Usually delsym cough syrup and sprite with a jolly rancher or 2 for a poor man's lean
Gotta run and get some company d to trip balls tonight!
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Biff wasn't feeling so hot after a 2 day bender with his lover, Sally Sue. He started to feel a little like a shell of himself, seeing shadow figures jumping around in the corners of his plane of sight. He figured it might be time to pack it in for a while and recoup. Alas! Lucky for him, he was hanging out with his friend Dick York who is hailed as the King of L&D! Lil Dicki told Biff that "Sleeping is for chumps! You can sleep when you're dead!" So, Biff ripped a few lines, slugged a few shots, and went back for round 3 of the bender and with his dank skank mami, Sally Sue, who was in the bedroom ass up ready to rumble again! Praise Be to the king of L&D!
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Uncontrollable waves of shit spraying from the anus after a night of drinking Jack Daniels.
Jimmy pounded the JD on his birthday and the next day the bossman was not happy about the "D-wave" aromas permeating from the employee bathroom. Jimmy will be repainting the bathroom tomorrow.
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drink the beer. A common game played on party scenes where one person will partake in consuming one container of any beer based liquid. Once this liquid is consumed the reward is another. The game continues on in this order.
"YO man! Wanna play D the B?" "Maybe how do i play" (1st person hands 2nd person a beer respectively.) "down this broha!" (number two drinks) " alright done, what do i win?" "Another BEER!"
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Distributed denial of service
The act of overwhelming a online server causing a network crash or lag. Causing a person to be kicked.
Me:What just happened to my game?
Friend: i think you just got D dossed
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