Land Down Under

Australia. Appropriate nickname because of its location (below Asia) and the extreme differences between Australia and other continents/countries.

Animals: Koalas, Kangaroos, Echidnas, Platypi (Platypusses?), and Tasmanian Devils are creatures that only inhabit Australia in the wild.

Seasons: Australian summer is most other countries' winter, and vice versa.

Land: Mostly desert and open plains. Probably contains the highest percent of desert of any continent (Antarctica is tundra, not desert).

This would also be a good nickname for Antarctica, which is literally under every continent.

I'm not sure if the Land Down Under has any urban slang, unless you consider "Blimey!" and "mate" to be UrbanSpeak.

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Southern Beat-Down

Its when you put a Confederate flag on your chest, then put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) Then, you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still hurts from when Phil gave me that Southern Beat-Down!

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gas that diesel down

Common meanings:

To "drink an energy drink".
To get excited about something. To get prepared.
To be ready.

"I gassed that diesel down before this football game."
"I'm tired enough to gas that diesel down."
"Look at Tommy gassing that diesel down"

Fatty Fall Down

Perhaps the only joke that crosses all known cultures, races, and religions. A formula for laughter as old as comedy itself, fatty fall down occurs when a fatass falls over.

Dick: "Dude, did you see that lard butt tumble off the stairs?"

Johnson: "Yeah, dude, everyone was laughing their asses off. Even the fat guy was, and he was shaking like a plate of Jell-O."

Dick: "Fatty fall down never fails, man."

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Provolone Beat Down

(In lieu of the Domino's American Legends pizza promotion) The Provolone Beat Down (i.e. PBD) is a sexually deviant act that involves coming on a slice of said provolone cheese, slapping girl in the face with or throwing slice at said girl's face, (which ever act you prefer based upon proximity) commenced by making said girl finally consume cheese.

The girl next store seemed to be a freak and strangely enough, also thoroughly enjoyed dairy products. I fucked her last night, and me being the generous guy I am, wanted to please her on multiple levels. Consequently, she got the Provolone Beat Down.

I’m Breaking down

It means that you aren’t what you were earlier

Dude I’m doing amazing

I’m breaking down

sacramento scrub down

When you scrub your partner down but use your remains of the ejaculation and scrub each other down then the best part occurs when it becomes crusty

Andrew gave his grandma a Sacramento scrub down