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Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
( the Bushes here refers to the Bush family): referencing someone who went from rags to riches
You came from the Bushes means a lot to my family.
huge smile that simply will not go away, despite obvious facial muscle fatigue.
You've just spent all day in a Porsche, at the racetrack, with a professional driver coaching you around. It's 11PM now, you're in the hotel room, unable to sleep because your jaw hurts so much from the grin from hell you're stuck with now.
A lazy slob who sits on his arse all day playing video games
Aaron, you are a silly bum from Africa.
actual dumb stupid bitch who has no bangs at all and is in love with rem, she would suck that niggas dick for his pistachios.
"Oh my God did you hear? Devon from squad getting piped by both Rem AND CORN!"
If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.
Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead
Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh
Neo from 8th grade is one of the most obnoctious people on earth and if anyone says otherwise an alternate universe is created moments before and the words were never said.
Neo from 8th grade is really horrible, right?
Yeah but...
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Yeah he's annoying