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To bet a blow Job on a ski lift
She was so good when she gave me that Lift J
A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation
That liar is a real Edward j plant
A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints
Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up
Awesome, sick, radical, generally the best person in the room at all times
Foe what you did back there to help those kids in danger, you're a real Billie J Notten man
A guy who shits himself all the time
What’s that smell? Must’ve been Andy J.