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Bobby The Deported Mexican

Well, this is the nickname give to Mexicans deported out of Mexico.

El-hello-o bingos, I am Bobby The Deported Mexican! El-would-o you el-like-o tacos with your el-nachos-o? Anyway, el-bing-bong-o el-bye-o!

by MRblyat1 November 27, 2019


The mexican spice straw

Take a shot of hot sauce and spit it down someone’s pee hole and suck it back out.

Hey me and morgan did the mexican spice straw last night and my shit is still on fire.

by T-Money13 February 26, 2023


Mexican Drink Off

When, to settle a disagreement, two or more people see who can drink more alcohol (usually shots or beer). The person who stays the most sober the longest wins.

"Madison and I couldn't agree on when to go see the movie so we had a Mexican Drink Off."

"Tony and Luke had a Mexican Drink Off to see who got to ask that new foreign girl out."

by TheJistOfIt August 25, 2014


Mexican in a sleeping bag

A bean burrito

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah

by Kennedy Half Dolla February 28, 2022


Mexican fruit snack

Eating dingle berries out of vagina

Bro 1: “What happened with you and Ashley last night”

Bro 2:”oh bro I gave her the Mexican fruit snack

by Squidbilly420@gmail.com September 27, 2020


Mexican sloppy jose

A sexual act were the recipient Male or female shit themselves but keeps it in there anus then the partner licks there asshole clean while to keep the fecal matter in the recipient does a hand stand

For a birthday gift my teacher mr rock ard gave me a Mexican sloppy jose

by Handy mat July 19, 2019

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Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 16, 2022