health nut

1) One who spends the majority of their weekly salary on expensive, media promoted, cardboard (liquid or solid state) that tastes like shit. 2) He who LOVES veggie dogs

Azns who drink Acai at 14 dollars a week rather than buying noodles or smelly phish. Clearly a health nut.

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fuzz nuts

young male starting to grow fuzz on his nut sack

wow, Cesar, you got some fuzz on does nuts. Man I wish I had some Fuzz nuts like that

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nut soup

a term used normally by basketball players and fans, but can be used for other sports. used when someone gets crossed over, dunked on, elbowed and/or can be used to describe the losing team.

shit that guy just got a mouthful of nut soup.

the lions made nut soup outta that team.

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Throwing nuts

A phrase meaning 'masturbation'. coined by U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan during a misunderstanding with a polish soldier during OEF IX.

"I'll be back in 5. I'm gonna go throw some nuts,"

"Where's Jack?"
"I dunno. Probably throwing nuts somewhere,"

"I'm sorry i don't call masturbation 'throwing nuts',"

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Numb nuts

It means your dumb

Alex: 2+2=5
Melanie:No numb nuts it equals 4!

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Nut Transcendence

The ultimate in male orgasm. Nut Transcendence is differentiated by normal orgasms due to quantity of jism or length

Mary was so hot and she used her mouth so well I achieved Nut Transcendence in no time flat.

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diesel nuts

deez nuts hanging from a diesel truck

Look at my diesel nuts.

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