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=have sex with her (British slang, coarse)
'You've been going out for ages! Haven't you given her one yet?'
'Out of ten, I'd give her one... hur! hur!'
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Simpley Just jacking off
"Dude, I just got done rubbing one out to a pic of your mom." thus like shwo
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Person 1 : bro.. I just read that one albedo fanfic….
Person 2 : same, I’ll never see cryo slimes the same again
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during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.
After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
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A way of expressing love between two people involving hitting/slapping/pushing of each other.
This method of love expression is predominant between males.
A/N: 'One Touch Love' was popularized by the Jaemin couple of DBSK.
Jaejoong: Ow Changmin, why did you hit me?
Changmin: Hyung, I'm just showing you some 'One Touch Love'.
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A man's weehole at the end of his penis, out of which also 'the milkman' delivers 'the cream', but only if he feels like it.
Percy showed Doris his one eyed milkman. She liked it because she had ordered double cream. She loves to swallow.
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The act of having intercourse with a person but having no further relations to them after that.
"Nah man, it was only a one night stand, she was sexy though."
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