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Sweet Pants

A Man That Likes Other Men Romantically

He dates men,he's a sweet pants

by Steady Flow 7 November 25, 2021


Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have

Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

by MPPA June 15, 2024


Slag pants

A hole located on a piece of clothing on or above the thigh, allowing a female to alert other males that she is easy access for a good time.

I think ill wear my Slag pants tonight just to make sure.

by TheRoyalist July 11, 2017


Breakfast Pants

(N) Loose fitting trousers often referred to as "Pajama pants," but way better. Afterall, who actually wears pajama pants to bed? You only put them on to go downstairs and get breakfast.

Ah, I better get my breakfast pants on so I can go get a bowl of cereal.

by howardshipskin October 30, 2014


Math Pants

Often rounded, they display a curved distribution and sometimes have an imaginary part in the back, similar to biker chaps.

The statistics teacher was wearing a tight leather pair of math pants.

by pinmonkey January 4, 2010


Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021


Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels

Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.

by Nolspe November 7, 2022