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A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!
Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!
Ice Cream made from the FRUIT Tomatoes.
Time for some Tomato Ice Cream! Yum yum.
a person who is slightly unfit but not ripped and not a fatty.
person "oh, you look buff in that shirt!"
other person "I look more like sloppy ice cream, mushy and squishy"
to be shot with a weapon or sorts and ejaculated on.
“chris’s grandma got shot and creamed”