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Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.
A type of fornication where you put soap in a female's bunghole, then proceed to have anal fornication with said female.
"Dude did you hit it last night"
"Yea we soapy ducked"
"Dude you are a legend!"
Any type of mortuary grade moisturizer. Usually white or flesh colored. Used to prevent dehydration of a corpses skin.
After embalming a body, make sure to slather copious amounts of duck butter to the face and hands to prevent tanning or discoloration.
When two (ugly) people (male&female) have sex, and a gelatin/butter substance is made between the two of them. Usually disgusting and smelly, and leaves a snail trail like substance on sheets. If they do not separate, the duck butter will harden and cause trouble for the both of them.
"Ewww, they are going to make Duck Butter together"
"They are so ugly they make duk butter, when they have sex." - A random uncle.
"Lets go make some duck butter!"
The concouction of semen and shit that runs out of an asshole after you cum in it
After I railed her asshole I ate the duck butter with a smile
Duck Butter is the meth that's loaded into a pipe, burnt then scraped out.
Yo bro, let's smoke that duck butter.