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the long part of a duch that would normaly go in the vag but instead someone puts it up there ass to clean it out
sluts that take it up the ass would know about an anal duch tube.
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a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes
Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!
Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!
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Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!
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I have a PET CESTODA and he is named TASMAN who is more important than me, my PET comes first that is what the little girls and little boys as well as what the babies want.
ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT.. which is SHIT IN SHIT and he can go lower BUTT my CAPSTANO PEPPER loving PET TASMAN is in charge and for my pleasure I GET SEROOUSLY GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.
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When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.
Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself
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when a individual crawls inside another individuals rectum, with the mouth facing out the butthole. Then a last individual fucks the anal, and the individual inside the rectum sucks the dick.
"dude, i got the serious anal dick sucking last night"
"my friend wants in on some anal dick sucking with us, u up?"
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Another word for putting your foot up someone's ass...but gently and unexpectedly.
I slipped my foot under my girlfriend's bum and gave her anal foot sex that made her jump out of her seat.
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