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friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.
I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.
When you get a boner not out of attraction to something or someone, but to power over someone.
"I just gave my girlfriend an ultimatum"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"
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The most fire and drippy clothing brand known to man
Damnnnn this Boner Rivera shirt makes me hard!
When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm
Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"
The act of pulling youre strong boner all to one side and then letting it go, so its swings around.