the poo particles left in ur bum even after u wipe
ewwww u can still see maz’s bum bark
The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
A town bum is when a person goes town everyday or every opportunity they get this person tends to get no pussy/penis
Grace and max are such town bums to the point it’s become there home
UC meaning universal credit and bum meaning lazy but capable of working
a uc bum collects checks from the council
Pc Dave is a benefit bum
DP IS A UC BUM
Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….
‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..
To complete something to a highly satisfying level
I have just completed a walk and would say fin dun sum bum
A bum ass mother fucker that likes to receive cock in his ass. He is a really good athlete but likes to fuck men. This is also known as a Fag or a Faggot
Bum Cor went home with some of his good friends