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Dick Swipe

At any run in with a naked man that involves passing by and his dick accidentally touches you.

Man I was showering at the gym the other day and this dude totally dick swiped me!

by thesnowman611 October 24, 2011

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shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

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Dick sour

The process whereby a woman eventually tires of vaginal intercourse and/or fellatio with her longtime male partner.

Loo Loo done turned dick sour after nearly twenty-five years with the same man.

by Jelly belly June 21, 2016

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Dick socket

A vagina; a whore; a disliked woman

-"Do you love her?"
--"No she's just a dick socket."

by Aussie7diamond August 12, 2014

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dick tying

The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.

"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"

by Jliff June 13, 2017

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dick sweeper

big harry mustache located above the lip; without any other facial hair

Look at that guy's dick sweeper.

by Walter K. Prescott February 4, 2010

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Dick Hot

1. Extremely hot outside
2. Someone ridiculously good looking
3. Another way of saying it's hot as balls out here

1. You're so dick hot right now.
2. It is dick hot out/in here.

by TimJack October 4, 2007

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