Something that does not tighten your boy holes.
James: Yo bro what are you doing?
Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.
to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.
“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.
What Tinker bell did-
OML don’t be eating ur twin tinky winky
Willing to eat one's ass, even though that person has recently made a bowel movement because you find them that attractive.
Bro 1: Bro, I just saw this smoking hot chick, she's so hot!
Bro 2: Yeah, but would you eat the chilli?
max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!
The consumption of one’s pelvis
“Wanna join me in pelvis eating dude?”