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a guy with a whang to trump all others if ever forced into a situation where cockfight is inevitable. not only is it large but rumor that due to an experiment gone wrong it ended up being turned into diamond giving it the ability to cut glass, crush concrete, etc. A D-Criss is also said to come from god and is the illegitimate brother to jesus christ and chuck norris, he also birthed the energy drink monster from his bladder.
NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969
GOD: to you jesus i give the great honor of saving the human race, and to you chuck norris i give the ability and looks to be the biggest poser ever, and finally to you D-Criss i endow with the largest penis the world will ever see
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To obtain an object from an associate without ones knowledge or consent; Specifically a lighter..
Person 1: ...where's my lighter
Person 2: oh, i took this when u gave it to me to light my cigarette
Person 1: damn, why you D Russ me like that
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Usually delsym cough syrup and sprite with a jolly rancher or 2 for a poor man's lean
Gotta run and get some company d to trip balls tonight!
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Biff wasn't feeling so hot after a 2 day bender with his lover, Sally Sue. He started to feel a little like a shell of himself, seeing shadow figures jumping around in the corners of his plane of sight. He figured it might be time to pack it in for a while and recoup. Alas! Lucky for him, he was hanging out with his friend Dick York who is hailed as the King of L&D! Lil Dicki told Biff that "Sleeping is for chumps! You can sleep when you're dead!" So, Biff ripped a few lines, slugged a few shots, and went back for round 3 of the bender and with his dank skank mami, Sally Sue, who was in the bedroom ass up ready to rumble again! Praise Be to the king of L&D!
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A mystical aura that brings death and sadness to the land.
Or a large black mans massive dick
"Hey dude, remember when Europe was hit by The Black D back in the 1450's."
"Yeah man, I read that even the queen of England took The Black D"
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Distributed denial of service
The act of overwhelming a online server causing a network crash or lag. Causing a person to be kicked.
Me:What just happened to my game?
Friend: i think you just got D dossed
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Just like rated R but for dicks
Person 1: is this movie rated R?
Person 2: no it's rated D for DICKS
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