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semi-jesus

Some random from an IRC channel. Doesn't realise that this site was so last year :)

by Anonymous July 7, 2003


Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu March 5, 2018


Little Jesus

An alternate name for a penis. If it's not your frist boner then it's a Resurrection

Little Jesus shows up every morning for no reason

by Cony lingus April 19, 2022


Rhino jesus

Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.

Rhino jesus definition:
"This must be the work of rhino jesus!"

by Maple Jay July 11, 2018


jesus stick

a vape

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?

by cattle graze April 7, 2019


andrea del mar de jesus romero

a puerto rican girl who’s often quiet but secretly super cool. everyone wants to be her friend but u need to get into her bubble first. she’s a bit of a tiny person so be careful not to lose her at parties. if you do accidentally lose her, set out a bowl of rice and beans and she will show up. she’s a cutie with a magnetic vibe. keep her close.

oh damn is that “ andrea del mar de jesus romero” pls take a pic of me next to her, i want people to think i’m cool

by mamaguebomarko May 31, 2023


mr. jesus

what peter parker calls bucky barnes because of his long hair

tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.

peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.

by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022

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