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john ehret highschool

Welcome to John Ehret High School where people jump the gate to walk to Walmart . Skip class to run from staff on golf carts Bc they don’t do shit in gym. Everyone that goes to ehret either is addicted to sex , fights, alcohol , nicotine or weed. Can’t put all the students at one lunch Bc a group of fights break out. A bunch of lesbian drama as well never seen so many girls fight over one dike

John ehret highschool is the top trashiest school on the West Bank.
Hey what school you go to ?
John ehret wby?
...... leaves chat to go watch a fight ..

by Truth be told dear beloved November 8, 2019

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Donald John Trump

idiot Yes, Search up Idiot on any browser and you will see him! Also, he's a dick.

Donald John Trump is a Cocksucker.

by EggoWapples June 12, 2020

135πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


John Hoosier Melonhead

A nickname that the Columbus, Ohio rock radio station Q-FM-96 has for heartland rocker John Mellencamp, who hails from Indiana, and is therefore a Hoosier. He's been in the business for many years and has scored many hits, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. His first hit was "I Need a Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy", hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada with "Jack and Diane", and has scored hit after hit since. His recent album hit the top 5 this year. First he was known as "Johnny Cougar", then "John Cougar", then briefly as "John Mellencamp Cougar", then "John Cougar Mellencamp" for the rest of the 80s, then he dropped the "Cougar" in the 90s. His sound is pretty much a mixture of Stonesy rock with a rural atmosphere and Appalachian folk instrumentation, although Mellencamp has experimented with other styles, too. He's made a number of really good albums, including Uh-Huh, Scarecrow, The Lonesome Jubilee, Human Wheels, Dance Naked and more. To quote the title of one of his hits, "Check it Out".

1. Here in the Midwest, John Mellencamp has long had a strong fan base. He frequently performs in Ohio and is very popular here.

2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 1, 2007

37πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.

Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.

by sackbaker August 13, 2010

54πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


John Zorn

Jewish New York based musician who used to make good music, then started to make tepid Jewish music (because 'it is his faith').
Met up with funk metal singer Mike Patton, and the rest went downhill from there.

John Zorn was better with Eye that Patton

by smiek October 29, 2006

6πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


prank him John

a r@pe joke

-prank him john

-yeah u already know

by koki January 15, 2022

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


John Karlo Vigil

AKA "LIL JK AK" a John is a Simp he also puts the "U" in BUM and his music low-key WACK

stop being such a John Karlo Vigil ,are you trying to get deported???

by the lil man with the plan May 2, 2019