A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.
Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.
the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops
A downer, sulker, belly-acher, killjoy; being cranky or grumpy
Guy 1: Man what's wrong with him?
Guy 2: Oh he's just being a poopy pants.
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poopy pants eats ant and like granting wishes he is an scrant
the most hurtful and offensive insult that can be used against anyone. is known to be banned in several countries
guy 1: ur mom is really ugly
guy 2: ok poopy pants
guy 1: *starts crying*
The sweatpants you wear at a stripe club
Billy wore his shooter pants at the club, got a lap dance and shot a load in his pants.