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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998

I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010


Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.

Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.

by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024


skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou May 20, 2018


Poopy Pants

A downer, sulker, belly-acher, killjoy; being cranky or grumpy

Guy 1: Man what's wrong with him?
Guy 2: Oh he's just being a poopy pants.

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022


POOPY PANTS

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poopy pants eats ant and like granting wishes he is an scrant

by ello mother fucka May 5, 2021


poopy pants

the most hurtful and offensive insult that can be used against anyone. is known to be banned in several countries

guy 1: ur mom is really ugly
guy 2: ok poopy pants
guy 1: *starts crying*

by placenta lasagna December 13, 2023


Shooter Pants

The sweatpants you wear at a stripe club

Billy wore his shooter pants at the club, got a lap dance and shot a load in his pants.

by Bob Danish December 9, 2021