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NO NEED TO BE All alone on a late night! Friend Request Accepted WITH ME, KID, AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE Strings ON HOW TO BE A BIG SHOT LIKE ME! YOUR OLD PAL, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!
WHEN YOU BECOME(s) A BIG SHOT, YOU AND I WILL CRUISE AROUND TOWN IN OUR All-New , GETTING THE HOOCHIE MAMA(s)!
ALL YOU'D NEED TO BE A BIG SHOT IS TO power of friendship!, SOME RELAXING 2 for the price of one bath bomb AND, THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT, Hyperlink Blocked.
KRIS! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A BIG SHOT?
A phrase used by SPAMTON G SPAMTON encouraging Kris or any other person to fall for his sussy deals
Spamton: DO YOU WANT TO BE A BIG SHOT
Kris: ...
Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
With your fine Park Avenue clothes
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose
And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You and to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
They were all impressed with your Halston dress
And the people that you knew at Elaine's
And the story of your latest success
Kept 'em so entertained
Oh, but now you just don't remember
All the things you said
And you're not sure you want to know
I'll give you one hint, honey
You sure did put on a show
Yes, yes, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a big shot last night
Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home
No, no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
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A cliche of human (or rather, proto-simian being) that enjoys taking his shirt off, taking a picture of himself in the mirror with a cellphone, photoshopping abs on, and uploading the final, bestial product to some form of social networking site (usually Myspace). Average IQ: Lesser than or equal to 90. If a specimen is spotted, the only known remedy is euthanization.
Mirror Shot Core douchebag: OMG LOOK HOW FUCKING DEEP, EDGY, AND RIPPED I AM. *takes off shirt and flexes*
Good Samaritan: ...
*shoots between eyes*
Equal parts protein powder and milk
I gotta get pumped with a protein shot
A non alcoholic drink that kids can drink to give them the same sensation as real alcohol
Man those apple sause shots did me in.
Non consensual shooting of a load to the face or eye area.
Shot ya in the face:
I just shot ya bitch in the face yo, she didn't ask for it, but i did it anyways,