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When you and one of your friends are sittin in a Taco Bell and some dude is on a date with his girlfriend and she looks at you and your friend and her boyfriend looks back at you like you can't see him or something and he looks at you like "what the fuck are you looking at?!" You and your friend get up and both instantaneously punch him in the back of the head and knock him out in his food and walk out. His girlfriend wont say a word.
Last night we were at Taco Bell and Dillon and Aaron gave some faggot a Taco Bell Grande.
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Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.
Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".
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When two girls are "69ing" and a guy is banging the top girl in the butt. As he pulls out she poops a little and said poop falls into the bottom girls mouth.
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I was watching this porn and this dude was banging this chick in the butt while another girl ate her out. he pulled his cock out and the girl on bottom got some taco bell drive through!
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When you take a shit and it comes out like a sinker, but feels like a river.
Bro I just had the spiciest chicken wings. They gave me mexican taco anal feedback.
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a wanna be Mexican eating taco and making tacos out of corn when its supposed to be flour
look at that white taco eater over there eater a corn taco
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Fill a shot glass with the cheapest tequila available, lick a spot on your wrist, liberally apply salt and cumin to said spot. Lick off cumin/salt mix take shot; chase with hot sauce.
Dude i was throwing up blood and shitting napalm this morning. How many Tijuana taco Stands did I do last night? And don't say "i don't remember." I know you took pics!
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Confirmatory, my Mexican-American friend!
Juan: Ey guey kieres ir al club? (Hey dude, you wanna go to the club?)
Tyrone: Fo Shaco My Taco!
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