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A sex act involving a man ejaculating inside a woman’s prolapsed vaginal opening.
Can you send me that video you found with the girl getting Scandinavian puff caked?
The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram
A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake
"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake
When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy
So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!
this girl thats cool w my opp js asked can she come over my and n whats my addy ! she out tryna bake my cake
the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.
honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.
You make a basic vanilla sponge cake but you spunk into the batter and mix it in, It makes it better if you make a cum glaze for the cake
If you make a Spunky sponge cake deliver it too me. It is my favorite