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Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.

A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.

by The ridicule September 6, 2018


michael fulton

That white kid that you want to stay away from. Michael Fulton is the annoying kid that wears skin tight pants. He is funny at times though and is a good friend even though he is annoying at times.

Oh god it's Michael Fulton...

by ManManEthan February 27, 2017


michael b renfer

michael b renfer is the coolest person you will ever meet

michael b renfer is so cool

by super cool man September 5, 2023


Michael Fanning

A man that gives off big dick energy. He will fuck your man/girl if he wishes to and it will be impossible to stop him. His monster mammoth humongous gigantic destroyer of worlds cock and shove it up you're anus so far milk will come out of your eyes, and if he doesn't pull out, his acidic cum will disintegrate you.

Me: Oh no, his cum disintegrated her.
Dylan: I guess he's Michael Fanning!

by You're anus January 8, 2019


Michael Nelson

A person who is a simp in among us. He doesn’t play with his friends because he would rather gets 14 year old girls Snapchat

Hey hotmama it’s Michael Nelson can I get your snap?

by Tysen Kalata October 10, 2020


Michael M

Definitely one of the cutest boys ever period. So sweet and caring. Most of all knows how to treat a girl, and is faithful. Has one of the cutest smiles ever and is literally the greatest person to be around with. One of the best person to ever vibe with. 🥺

Damn, is that Michael Moua?! 🥵

by badbaby😩 November 8, 2019


michael morris

vast fortune owns multiples chipotles and 50% of the buccees empire.
He knows Andrew Tate!

Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme

Rockafeller who?

My boy Michael Morris has so much wealth he literally just fucked around and bought 5 chipotles today”

by chris hansen1 August 15, 2022