Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed

I am glad I don't have potato nuts

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

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- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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potato pink

what you say to someone after they say something stupid

a:"can elephants fly?"
b:"potato pink"

Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.

Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"

Potato salad

Used to express sadness. Not to be used in serious occasions

'Our camera just died!'
'Potato salad...'

Potato salad

Eating pussy

I ate Carole Potato salad and it turned my stomach.